Why are you forcing me to learn this stuff?
Trigonometry was originally all about the relationships that exist between the sides of a right triangle with respect to a given angle, and has since become an indispensable tool among architects, surveyors, astronomers, navigators, and others. This is especially true when it comes to spherical trigonometry, which is concerned specifically with the study of triangles on the surface of a sphere such as the Earth.
We can use trigonometry to determine distances and heights that cannot easily be measured directly, such as the height of a mountain too tall to climb, the altitude of a plane flying high overhead, or the width of a river too deep to ford. Astronomers also use it to calculate distances to objects in space, and there exist many other much more complex applications as well.